Aries (March 21 - April 19)
This week is all about starting new things. The catch? You’ll likely abandon half of them by Thursday. The enthusiasm is real, Aries, but so is your tendency to get bored fast. Try focusing on one thing at a time—yes, it’s as difficult as it sounds. By the weekend, you’ll feel a wave of productivity, but don’t overdo it. It’s not a race… yet.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Prepare yourself for some decisions this week, Taurus—yes, the kind that involve actual change. Your comfort zone might be the coziest place on earth, but sometimes even you need to mix it up a little. Expect your batteries to be slowing down by Thursday, but hey, that’s nothing a little caffeine can’t fix, right?
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Brace yourself, Gemini, because this week, the universe is throwing you into a whirlwind of social interactions. You’ll love it for about two days before needing some serious alone time. By Friday, you’ll probably be talking your own ear off just to process all the conversations you've had. Pro tip: You don’t need to be everyone’s therapist.
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Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
The week kicks off with some major introspection, Cancer—because of course it does. Around Wednesday, you’ll feel the urge to reconnect with someone from your past. Before you dive into the emotional deep end, ask yourself: Is this nostalgia, or do you really need to reopen that can of worms?
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You’re in detective mode this week, Leo, sensing every unspoken word and hidden agenda. But instead of exposing all the secrets by Wednesday, maybe keep a few to yourself. It’s more fun that way. By Friday, someone will surprise you by actually being as deep as they appear to be, and you’ll appreciate it.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Guess what, Virgo? Your to-do list is multiplying again. It’s like the universe has a special task just for you each day, and surprise—it all needs to be done yesterday. Midweek, someone will try to “help,” but let’s be real, they’ll probably just mess up your system. By Sunday, you’ll finally feel like things are in order. Well, sort of.
Libra (September 23 - October 22)
This week, Libra, you’ll be balancing so many opinions, you might as well start your own talk show. But remember: not everyone’s drama is your drama. By Thursday, you’ll realize that being a peacemaker is exhausting, and maybe it’s time to let people sort out their own messes. The weekend brings some well-deserved relaxation—just in time for more social plans you can’t refuse.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
The spotlight’s back on you this week, Scorpio, which is exactly how you like it. But by Thursday, someone might challenge your grand plans—remember, don't take it personally. They’re just jealous they didn’t think of it first. Over the weekend, make time for some self-care, because even stars need a little recharge.
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Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Adventure is calling this week, Sagittarius! Too bad it’s leaving a voicemail, because reality’s got you busy. By midweek, you'll be dreaming of spontaneous getaways, but your responsibilities are waiting with a firm “not so fast.” Don’t worry, you’ll find your fun in smaller moments—just try not to turn every errand into a quest. The weekend is your time to shine, or at least escape for a bit.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
This week, Capricorn, you’ll be in full-on productivity mode—again. But before you get too deep into your hustle, remember: burnout is real. By Thursday, someone might suggest you “take a break,” and you’ll smile politely while continuing to ignore them. By the weekend, though, you’ll realize they might’ve had a point. Don’t worry, relaxation doesn’t ruin your street cred.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
Innovation is your middle name this week, Aquarius. By Wednesday, you’ll have five new ideas that could save the world—if only anyone would listen. Resist the urge to rant about society’s lack of vision; instead, focus on the few who do get you. By Saturday, you'll feel a renewed sense of purpose, or at least you’ll be distracted by something shiny and new.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
This week, you’ll be swimming in your emotions, Pisces, as usual. But, by midweek, you might find yourself overwhelmed by the sheer amount of feelings around you—yours and everyone else’s. It’s okay to set some boundaries (yes, that’s a real thing). By Sunday, you’ll have retreated back into your cozy, dreamlike world where everything makes sense. Enjoy it while it lasts.
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